sex badger 

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.

Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.

sex badger by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014

Sweaty Badger 

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.

'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'

Sweaty Badger by ALittleFlffyOwl March 7, 2014

baldy badger 

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

baldy badger by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Tam Badger 

Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.

That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.

Tam Badger by Nick334 February 18, 2015

ass badgered 

When you dig in a girls ass like a badger

I ass badgered that bitch last night.

ass badgered by Johnny hot tits April 22, 2016

back badger 

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

back badger by Kurtvandenbogart October 12, 2016

Nut badger 

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

Nut badger by BoomerTank May 18, 2017