M*A*S*H-turbating 

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

M*A*S*H-turbating by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

W.M.G.A.S. 

"Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc.

A: I bought a new car...
B: W.M.G.A.S.!!!!

W.M.G.A.S. by pelado32 November 6, 2008

a s c e n d 

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

a s c e n d by qjns? April 7, 2019

strong as ten men 

some one who does or says something retarded. Because everyone knows that retards are the strongest people in the world.

Joe: Yo, I think that chick digs the way I cabbage patch.

Phill: Yeah, she also thinks you're as strong as ten men.

strong as ten men by Henry E. Jones January 19, 2008

sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

sharp as an apple by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008

Straight as a roundabout

Obviously homosexual

He is as straight as a roundabout!

Straight as a roundabout by Magicmcgee15 September 22, 2010

Savage as fuck

When your boyfriend uses a bicycle pump to put over 30 pounds of air in your cars tires because you are too cheap to pay for air.

Damn honey, you inflated my tires using only muscles and a bike pump, that's savage as fuck.

Savage as fuck by Soooooze May 29, 2017