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Andy Poofresne

The act of defecating in one's trousers and shaking the feces down the pants leg and out of the bottom of the pants.
After John shit his pants at the Wal-Mart, he pulled an Andy Poofresne to leave the turd undetected in the sporting goods aisle.
by Theyre_Coming June 11, 2012
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Andy

A Cocksman Yeti, also known as "The Lumberton Dick Slinger" has a massively huge cock. He fucks women until they bleed or there cervix gets rerouted and pounded. The legend of this Yeti can be heard all through southeast Texas and the Cocksman Yeti packs major penile force and is a true vaginal wrecking machine. Women beware of the Druth!
Andy Stager
by Hoper Ogletree May 23, 2023
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Andis

Someone who is always hustling and finding differrent ways kd making money easily to efficiently provide for themselves with excess money to spend on themselves
"Yo bro I swear he don't have a job but he has more money than us"
"I know he's an Andis that's why"
by Kimbomula June 1, 2023
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Afterlife Andy

Fans of Avenged Sevenfold who only listen to their hits, such as Afterlife, and refuse to enjoy the "deep cuts". They don't enjoy any music that isn't cookie cutter.
"What's your favorite avenged song? I'm really enjoying the new album!"

"Oh it doesn't really vibe with me, but my favorite song is Afterlife!"
"So you're an Afterlife Andy then?"

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"Man, why is everyone cheering for Afterlife It's not even that good."
"Yeah, what a bunch of Afterlife Andys"
by Shane Rizzler June 1, 2023
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Andys

by Pitball June 28, 2023
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Pull an Andy

To get a vasectomy without telling your wife.
If I pull an Andy my wife will be pissed.
by RGT312 March 18, 2023
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andy mandy

candice: hey andy mandy, you should go to banquet with me
andrew: if you stop calling me that, i will!
by candice!!! March 24, 2023
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