Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

Pee Pod

A urinal

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!

by Smafdaddy August 17, 2016

Sleepy Pee

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010

virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.

12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!

by Rikka32 December 3, 2010

Pee Bucket

"Pee Bucket"

pē - buck·et : The sexual act of uriniating within anothers anus. This can be planned out ahead of time with your partner, though the preferred method is to approach with disconcert.
Known variations: "Corked Pee Bucket",

I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night!

"I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night by urinating in her anus!"

by ESOM67676 April 18, 2018

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018