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Plate Watching

When someone is staring at your food out of jealousy
Mark’s always plate watching me, he can never be content.
by Jubalee18 July 18, 2019
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Remunerated Watchy Cunt

Invigilator, scrutineer, or otherwise generally observant and compliance favouring rat who has managed to move up a notch in the world.
"I was in my exam and all I was doing was checking a Snapchat from Tyrah and the remunerated watchy cunt came over and confiscated my phone"
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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Midnight Watch

A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.
by tom_foolery87 January 4, 2021
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whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021
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crash watch

Binge watching but with a lot of fast-forwarding and skipping scenes.
I thought Wandavision would be very exciting but I ended crash watching it.
by faycee March 12, 2021
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Shmentai watcher

Guess who it is? Its the dojin lords themselves! The big 5 themselves!
"hey, is that 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲?"

"Oh yeah, that's a shmentai watcher"
"should we start running?"
"run."
by meowcicles January 17, 2021
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Mailbox watcher

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.
Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.
by voiceofstl March 18, 2021
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