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uhhhh....Ur Mom....DUH!!!
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Ur Mom. by Dev April 22, 2005
A comeback to win every argument ever.
Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.
Ur Mom. by anonymous January 19, 2021
Ur möm is the nicest person ever, and the most caring person you will ever meet.
Person 1: ur möm is so nice

Person 2: yea I did her
ur möm by Bi Stan April 30, 2022
"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"

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Only for use when "ur mom gay" doesn't hit them hard enough. These worlds will instantly devastate any hopes and dreams they had, fire them from their job, and make all of their family instantly die.
Jeff "U are U G L Y"
You " Ur mom big gay"
*All Jeff's organs instantly rupture*
ur mom big gay by Johava Ascendor February 14, 2018

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Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man
Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies