two words

"shit house"
something or someone who is totally useless. ie they are "two words" and the second one's "house"

#1 Matthew tee'd off into the lake.
That shot was "two words"

#2 "How was the party?"
"Two words"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

by David Arnott September 1, 2003

two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).

Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.

by the skizzow September 4, 2003

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.

That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

by Mark Rialto September 18, 2005

two girls one cup

A scat video circulating the internet, which starts off as a generic 'girl on girl' video and then transcends to one girl defecating in a glass, and the other eating some of it, then sharing the rest between them. After this, one begins vomiting into the glass with the other eating some of the vomit. They then begin vomiting into each others mouths.

There have been many videos making fun of this video, "Two girls one cup REACTION". Many people find the video deeply disturbing and say it should be banned. Most of these people, however, do not realise that there are things such as fetishes and taboos which have many supporters and fans.

CAUTION: To those wishing to view the video. It is perhaps not for the weak stomached!

Guy: Dude, that two girls one cup video was NASTY!

Guy2: Personally, i found watching the video in sexual education more disturbing, the one of the baby being born. THAT was some skanky shiz!

Guy: But the poo came out like them whipped cream sprays! It expanded as it exited!

Guy2: True. But that baby came out with all sorts of other crap!

Guy: I s'pose...

by Yogi Bear (Paul) January 1, 2008

Two guys naked in a hot tub

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.

Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

by Insert Page Down June 25, 2009

two girls one cup

Verb. Synonymous with discouraged, obliterated, or owned. Just as the video, "Two Girls, One Cup" destroys women's rights, any erection a man will ever have in the future, and the confidence of a proud toilet.

1. Samuel Jackson two girls one cups everyone else in every movie he's ever played in.

2. Renee Zelwegger's appearance totally two girls one cupped my burgeoning erection

by Josh Snyder January 14, 2008