taintpainter

a person who paints a womens taint or an insolt

Alex is such a taintpainter.

by donny hendrickson October 30, 2007

taint fritter

noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries.

Damn, she's so nasty she's building up a taint fritter!!

by Gatordaddy November 2, 2008

taintacular

describing an over whelming feeling of joy that makes you want to shout out the word "taint".

After Jenny accepted Greg's offer, to go to the prom, Greg felt taintacular

by dogpound9219 October 26, 2011

Tha Taint Grabba

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more

Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba

by Sammy Boy, the Pipes the Pipes are Calling December 9, 2008

Pucker taint

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract

I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint

by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.

1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!

by Chamen September 16, 2009

Face Taint

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.

I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

by MyChemicalSweatpants July 30, 2010