Russian Sword Fight

A game where two men touch their flaccid penises together until one becomes erect, the loser of the Russian Sword Fight. Way too much time on our hands in the oilfield, Jared and Scott were there.

That sure was a fun Russian Sword Fight last night!

by Oilfield worm December 19, 2017

CBT Anime Fight

A fight between two retarded brothers for a terrorist face mask and a Super Mario lunch box.

A random fuck:Dude did you see the CBT Anime Fight?
A random dick:Of course I did! That Simp got hit in the balls.

by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020

fuck, fight, or dance

Doing whatever you got to do to survive.

Some folks have family. Some have money. I had neither. For me it was fuck, fight, or dance.

by Puma city June 08, 2019

Mexican Pickle Fight

Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.

Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.

by P_Mac December 24, 2012

Surgical bar fight

When a guy, usually drunk, gets his ass kicked so bad he wakes up in the hospital with body parts missing.

I realized I had messed with the wrong guy and ended up in a surgical bar fight when I woke up in the hospital and my foot was gone.

by JNLs brother May 06, 2013

Kentucky dog fight

The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.

This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.

by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009

Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

by Shower Fart September 10, 2008