Thunder Throat

A very authoritative voice, usually one that is loud and deep.

My dad's thunder throat really shines when he's mad.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2022

coat before you throat

Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.

Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

throat fingerer

when a female (specifically named madi) shoves their index, and middle finger down a guys throat, than proceeds to act as she is fingering it.

Madi: *Shoves fingers down logan’s throat*
Logan: Your such a throat fingerer.

by Madiloveslogan January 3, 2023

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Throat Goat

Usually goes by the name of Rebecca. Is capable of doing amazing things with a Phallice. Has an endless esophagus and is able to fit things most humans can not.

I was under the influence of mushrooms last night and I visited the throat goat at 3am!

by Milf3500 December 3, 2023

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023