by Jack May 25, 2003

The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.
by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

by effinG123 June 8, 2010

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?
by kinsmed July 2, 2004

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!
man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!
man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?
wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!
man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?
wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!
by ezpoppy August 8, 2006

an expression of frustration, like "fuck, shit, or dammit". Expressing such the frustration you would feel if you found that one of your friends or "niggas" had taken a piss on something of value.
by which doctor beardo? October 25, 2010

by cc millett March 14, 2004
