The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.
by Uncle Puppy November 24, 2008
Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.
Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!
Billy: And I don't care!!
Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!
Billy: And I don't care!!
Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!
by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009
Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england August 27, 2008
A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
by tomex June 15, 2008
The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
1) another way to describe my family
2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom
3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom
3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 22, 2003
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