by Glen Forrester Young April 27, 2007

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle
Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch
by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.
by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

When you are touched in a way that you see on HBO. this is in a sexual manner like you see on shows like sex in the city. hopefully you dont get touched like the guys on oz but it can be quite enjoyable if the right person gives you an HBO touch.
by Man With Jabs Like Newborn Kitten November 12, 2004

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

To lose the ability or talent once had. No longer being in posses of a particular skill or a set of skills towards a certain matter.
Pietro is no longer able to present classes, he has completely lost his touch.
NOTE: to lose one's touch was applied with "his", could be her, its, your, our and their.
NOTE: to lose one's touch was applied with "his", could be her, its, your, our and their.
by teachergui January 17, 2018

by dayTrade February 20, 2019
