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With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.
A sensational feeling.
It makes you feel real good.
You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.
With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.
A sensational feeling.
It makes you feel real good.
You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.
by TOSSED SALAD MAN August 3, 2009
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by Hooben December 18, 2010
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Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
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Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008
Get the Tosser mug.The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010
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A fucking nerd who is short who despite being a NERD is also very cute. Often bitchass looser. Often walks with her hands in her jacket pockets to warm herself as she does not like to zip up her Jacket (sign she is a psychopath). Warning they are dangerous creatures who will take any opportunity to ruin your day with bitchass comments
A fucking nerd who is short who despite being a NERD is also very cute. Often bitchass looser. Often walks with her hands in her jacket pockets to warm herself as she does not like to zip up her Jacket (sign she is a psychopath). Warning they are dangerous creatures who will take any opportunity to ruin your day with bitchass comments
by Notrodrigo72 October 24, 2019
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by Bob March 26, 2005
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