New Hampshire thornspike

the act of pulling your meat missle out of a drunk fat girls ass, still covered in shit. Meat missle is than abruptly rammed into your homies ass. This is usually performed at a bonfire full of drunk retards in New Hampshire

Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike

by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

thongstress

1.A thug like, songstress i.e., Lil Kim, Keisha Cole, and Remy Ma
2.A songstress with a thug twist

Trina maybe the baddest bitch, but she is a real thongstress.

by MalikJon January 25, 2008

Thoingy

how to discribe pubic hair.
i.e. thick, coarse, and curly

Pubic hair is very thoingy.

by 3 chicks in a bed November 6, 2009

Thong-Dollaz

Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.

Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.

by Bludy August 26, 2011

thonging

a game where thongs are thrown at others while only running on grass...must jump over any other surface

i just cut my feet up thonging at the botanic gardens

by mr ben ACT April 6, 2011

Thongtied

When youre stuck with your partner.

Hey dude, im thongtied right now, could i call you back later?

by tobelobbe April 25, 2013