open the mic

it is a thing, a real thing.

opening the mic.

I can't open the mic right now.

She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"

by carperro March 9, 2021

Open Ball

Given a metric space X with a point x in X, an open ball of radius r (a nonnegative real number) is the set of all points y in X such that d(x, y) < r

"Don't kick those open balls"

by Nah-Id-Win November 12, 2023

open the schools

originally said by user c1rca_surv1ve on Twitter(X) in reaction to their friend saying the punk movement was just music, and fashion and had no relationship with politics.

1. person a: "punk is just music!" person b:"open the schools"

by takingbackemily February 19, 2025

Open Smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.

Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.

by Sequestered May 21, 2024

wide the fuck open

A term used when a receiver in football gets so open that there is no defenders anywhere within one or two miles of the receiver.

God damn!! Steve was wide the fuck open when John passed him the ball, easy TD for Steve

by Oliver426 January 15, 2017

open locker

the sweet stench of smelling someone's locker being opened

"Do y'all smell that? Open locker?"

by jewishnegrobitch March 29, 2019

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020