Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

Broken Cookie

Meaning girls private part, vagina, pussy

Hey man, want to go to the bar to try and get some broken cookie?

by OSAMABINLADENISDADDY September 29, 2021

christ cookie

Holy eucharist

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.

by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

Cookie Cat

An ice cream cookie that left his family behind

Cookie Cat

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 20, 2022

Cookie smack

vagina punch, only "playful"

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.

by cookie smack September 9, 2013

lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016