clam bra

A clam bra is the elastic, oft decorated fabric that covers a woman's clam. Commonly known as "underwear", or in the southern U.S., "squirrel cover".

Shall we take a quick jaunt to Victoria's Secret? I heard they were having a huge sale on clam bras.

by kegeladdict July 04, 2014

Clam-Dipping

The female equivalent of Tea-Bagging.

After vanquishing her enemy she proceeded to humiliate her foe with a thorough Clam-Dipping.

by Fallout-Canuck June 29, 2018

bearded clam

Hairy vagina

Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam

by l14msn April 08, 2015

clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

by rachaaa July 18, 2009

Clam Cam

The female equivalent of a dick pic. A photo of your snatch.

"My boyfriend loved the clam cam I sent him last night."

by JUNGLE_PUMPKIN_69 March 20, 2017

clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

by el sasquerino August 20, 2008

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 13, 2011