Suicide By Stupidity

Reckless, brain-dead decision-making where someone ignores obvious risk and ends up seriously hurt (or worse), effectively removing themselves from the gene pool through sheer stupidity.

“He climbed onto the moving train for a TikTok - he tried to win a Darwin Award for Suicide By Stupidity.”

Suicide By Stupidity by ti_kseris April 3, 2026

Suicide Plug

Typically used to supply power into a house by back-feeding electricity into a wall socket from a generator or inverter. A South African term for a power lead that has a male connector wired to both ends.

My power went off again and I'm so tired of running extensions from my gennie. Just used a suicide plug to get my lights back on.

Suicide Plug by MrB_ZA July 7, 2026

Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

Secondhand Suicide by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

Twitter suicide poll 

On Twitter, a suicide poll is that someone makes a poll with no context, which means that they are going to try to commit suicide or hurt themselves. The caption starts off with a single period: "."

Then there's the poll. One choice means suicide while the other choice means self-harm.

If you see a suicide poll on Twitter (or either Instagram), do NOT vote and do NOT quote retweet on it. CONTACT the person. If you quote retweet it, some people will see it and will either vote or not vote on it.

So be careful.

If you or a friend sees a post with a Twitter suicide poll, contact your friend to see if they are okay. You can also talk to a parent or a loved one about your problems.

If you or a friend are on the verge of committing suicide, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. It's 1-800-273-8255.

That's 1-800-273-8255.

So, please just remember that. And please do not commit suicide, guys.

Just don't.

Twitter suicide poll by taynimated March 13, 2021

russian suicide 

An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.

Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.

russian suicide by kanapanapan February 26, 2017

porcelain suicide 

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

porcelain suicide by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016