by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009
Get the stoop stalker mug.one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal
John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
by EvanPalm March 4, 2010
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by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010
Get the Ex-Stalker mug.An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.
Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do
by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010
Get the Awkwardo Stalkwardo mug.p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.
Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)
by grich88 August 12, 2011
Get the Spot Stalking mug.Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.
Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
by AtlasRider September 10, 2011
Get the square stalker mug.When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.
Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.
by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011
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