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total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 17, 2022
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Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun
This lady stoner gets shit done.
by MJ_S September 14, 2020
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stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.
Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."
by cmike April 14, 2022
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sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
by MrZaza September 1, 2023
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stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021
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Stoner Dog

Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass
Reese stop being a little bitch you fucking stoner dog.
by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019
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Stoner Pussy

Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.
Just flicked the bean and i def have stoner pussy
by kittykueen July 12, 2020
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