blank spank

Jerking it for not one partcular person.

Woke up with a stiffy so I gave myself a blank spank.

by timthepigman October 30, 2010

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

circle spank

a group of people standing around all trying in vain to take the blame for the same fuckup.

Clearly *someone* fucked up, but in some over-zealous exercise of personal responsibility, they're in a circle spank, each trying to take the blame for the same fuck-up!

by razholio September 19, 2013

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by clegg April 21, 2008

spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004

spankdiddlyocious

Synonym for: cool, tight, pimp, rad, stellar, kool, hot, awesome, kick ass, fantastic, sick.

My day was just spankdiddlyocious, thank you.

by Blubbercunt March 19, 2005

spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008