shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005

Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.

This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.

by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006

shocktart

This is when you have dirty anal sex with some slut and then shove your nasty fallice in her mouth...the result is similar to when you ate shocktarts as a kid and your cheeks pucker in as well as her mouth.

yo I pulled a shocktart on this chick, you should have seen her when she was done she looked like Renee Zellweger

by BrooklynBrett September 27, 2007

Shocker 10000

The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.

We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.

by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!

by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008

Anafatasstic Shock

A brief sickness that overcomes a person who just went out to dinner with the family and completely ****ing pigged out, forgetting he or she was supposed to be on a diet. Characterized by sudden urge to do 500 songs on DDR or to swallow a bottle of laxatives, whining to girlfriends about "never eating again", and feeling incedibly a zaftig for the next few days.

Gloria: Oh my god, this steak is great! Can I try some of your lobster? That appetizer was excellent, and this beer is divine! Are you up for dessert? That ice cream pie has my name on it! Will you finish your fries?
Henrietta: Slow down, porky! Eat just a few more bites and you will go into anafatasstic shock.

by Gabri. Segal August 20, 2006

shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005