Average Byler shipper

Dumbass on twitter that calls everyone homophobic just for not agreeing to "Byler".
Look, we all can agree that Will has some feelings for Mike but they're not reciprocated. I kinda dislike Mike and El because I feel they dont have any chemistry at all but I won't shipp Mike and Will because it sounds too impossible. Before you thinking im a homophobic, im gay and I don't need to shipp every male friends I see in a seriesss so stop branding everyone homophobic just bc they don't like the shipp, then they be bitching about why some ppl think lgbt is a toxic community.

Dumbass Average Byler Shipper Twitter Stan: OMG, MIKE JUST SAID THAT WILL IS THE BEST THING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM, THEY ARE DEFINITELY IN LOVEEE !!!
Normal person: Because they are best friends since like 6 years, stupid.

by DontAskMeThat September 19, 2022

The Space Ship

It is when you take a turd and freeze it. Then take it out and wrap it in suran wrap and fuck a chick with it like a dildo. shitturdspaceshipfuck

Doug gave that nasty bitch The Space Ship last night and fucked her with a turd!

by kcc26cllever January 27, 2007

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006

Jumping ship

Fuckin' drunk on any multitude of rums -- more distinct, Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry.

Vince, "Jumping ship," ran aground last night on Sailor Jerry when a chick dropped anchor on his drunken pass.

by CocksmithVA June 1, 2011

Sheppard's Pie

when you bang a girl, take your dick out with shit on it, and then give that girl a mushroom stamp and there's a imprint of your dick on her face and shit.

last night, I gave that girl a sheppard's pie. want to check it out?

she ate one too many chimi changas so i ended up giving her a sheppards pie

my friend carla was craving burritos so instead i served her up a sheppard's pie

by marky marrrc March 9, 2008

ship ahpe

off the chain, locked N' loaded, ready for a safety inspection......

We gotta get our lab ship ahpe before Environmental Health & Safety comes down on us like the IV foot patrol on Halloween!

by doctorjules187 January 24, 2008

dirty shepp

The art of sucking A load of semen out of a dead prostitutes anus and proceeding to regurgitate it into a mate mouth so he can spit into a whores face as she blows him

A bud and I gave my girl a dirty shepp and now I can’t even kiss her, I think it’s over

by Cpp88 September 23, 2019