Caitlin Schabacker

Worlds most perfect person
Beautiful blonde with beautiful blue eyes. A body of a goddess and a personality that is greater than all others. Everyone wishes they could be her.

“Do you know Caitlin Schabacker?”
“OMG are you talking about the worlds most perfect person? Peyton Harvey was telling me how bad she wishes she was her. Too bad she’s too fat and ugly! No plastic surgery will ever get her even close to Caitlin’s beauty!”

by Mostperfectperson April 7, 2022

Miss Schabacker

A beautiful stunning young middle school teacher, always dressing up nicely and has a charming smile. She has the most mesmerizing deep emerald green eyes, angelic voice, smooth perfect skin, and beautiful dark black hair. She has a loyal, sweet, kind, honest personality, Miss Schabacker will always make sure to check up on you and she will never fail to put a smile on your face. She has a cute laugh and a warm contagious smile. The way she moves and the flow of her hair is so captivating and attractive, it’ll make you forget what you were learning in her class. She will hypnotize you with those gorgeous green eyes and make you fall in love harder for her. She is a kind soul when you are on her hood side, but can be rude and sassy when you’re on her bad side, so don't ever disrespect or annoy her. She loves all her students equally, but there’s one particular student who gets her attention the most. This female pupil is very quiet in her class, doesn’t show much emotions, and is mysterious. She always has a serious cold-hearted look on her face, but it’s really just her resting normal face. Miss Schabacker also finds her sweet, caring, and thoughtful because of the act of kindness the student has. If you ever come across Miss Schabacker, just know it was a gift from God and you are lucky to have her in your life.

*Miss S just existing*

Boy Student: Woah, is that our new teacher? She is fineeee

Girl student: Holy crap, I was not expecting Miss Schabacker to look so different than I expected. She is so pretty and perfect..

by re4l.l1fe.isnt.f41r January 15, 2023

Luke Schade

Luke schade s a way of calling someone an ugly pig with no life

Fred: see dylan over there, hes a luke schade
George: yeah

by ike739457694867294645645634563 May 25, 2023

The Schabusiness

A figurative act to replace "the business."

Hey Peter, Dan kept throwing baseballs all day, I'm real close to giving him the Schabusiness!

by wind warrior July 27, 2023

boston scalabrine

When a male nuts in a girls vagina on her period and she defecates at the same time, causing a mixture. She then has to lick it, creating a Boston Scalabrine.

"Hey bro, whatever happened to that girl from the bar?"
"Oh that skunt? I gave her the Boston Scalabrine"

by currencydriven January 15, 2026

Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach)

When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.

When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...

by The Juggernaut B..... February 4, 2010

SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018