Spoon

1) something that is too big

2) something that is too ripe

3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big.

2) My spoon is too ripe.

3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

by Billy Beeth December 6, 2003

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!

by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008

Magical Spoon

tobacco/marjuana smoking pipe made out of floam(tm)

"Hey come on, it's called puff puff pass, not puss wait a million years pass!!! Give me that magical spoon!"

by ya hurr?! November 8, 2006

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

by El*Duche February 27, 2005

spoon

someone who is compelety stupid

god ur a spoon

by babydunn October 28, 2003

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve September 18, 2007

spooners

josh and vinny (see spooning)

I think Josh and Vinny are a couple of spooners.

by concernedmom December 5, 2004