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The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population
The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place
by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021
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Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
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The bubblegum system

A system full of great people and also very comforting. The host is also very nice too :) They love anime and has hair dye all over their house. Also their hair is very cool.
The bubblegum system member’s are very comforting.
by Lilgayy November 21, 2021
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National Pension System

A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.

Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.

Low maintenance too.

No hidden surprises.

Doesn't take much, gives more in return.

What more do we want?
He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.
by Future Self November 23, 2021
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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255
Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*
by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022
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The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
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