I don't swing that way

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

by Dead Leprechaun October 11, 2004

Swing, Swing

A beautiful meaningfull song by the bestest band in the world that ever existed AAR!!!!

swing, swing, swing from the tangles of....... my heart is crushed by a former luff. can u help meh find a way to carry on again. Bury meh! u thought ur problems were gone! Carry meh! Away Away Away!

by Koboshi Ritter December 22, 2003

Swink

1. Any act directed toward one's significant other that exhibits self-destructive, emotionally abusive, or inconsistent behavior.

2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head.

3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice.

4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.

When your girlfriend moves across the country to be with you, but has to go "home" for a cardiology appointment, you have ample opportunity to "Swink" it. Also known as: ignoring her and letting her find you on several dating websites saying you're wealthy, single, and looking for a relationship. Luckily for you, she will be 1800 miles away and therefore incapable of doing anything about it. You will have zero consequences and can easily pretend she doesn't exist. Also known as: you are a spineless cheating bastard.

If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..

by unanimous32 September 25, 2012

Swine

When a person is irrelevant or is to crusty to handle or only posts selfies on instagram. This person is usually awkward around other people. This person can also be very annoying. And this person is ALWAYS ratchet to the max.

Luke: Ugh that Katie is such a swine.
Claire: Oh my god!! I know!!!

by lrm2000 June 5, 2015

Uncultured Swine

Someone who is uncultured and/or an disliked person

"Wow, Owen is such an Uncultured swine" Reese says

by Tokyo_Assassin May 13, 2018

swinin doors

Rolling down the street and blazin Mike Jones....with your doors open on your whip

"That MothaFucka is swingin Doors"

by Twat Johnson April 9, 2005

Swindond

A total slag of a girl who is fucked by a gang of blokes at a party or night out and who the morning after is loving her new found fame amongst the group of guys.

Bloke to friend "Man we totally Swindond that girl last night she was a complete cum slut and loved every minute of it."

Girl to friend "Oh you wouldnt believe what happened to me last night? i met a group of footballers and was totally swindond, i loved it"

by William Robert December 9, 2008