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swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.
by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009
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swamp dong

You are a victim of Swamp Dong when a girl that you are fornicating with squirts (female ejaculation) while you are inside her, saturating your balls.
I spent a long time cleaning up after last night when my girl gave me swamp dong several times.
by djaudiolol August 17, 2009
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swamp donkey smackdown

A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.

The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.

So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.
by heather in the 760 June 1, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
by Carp Mojo June 9, 2011
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drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.
Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite
by Panoramaman December 21, 2016
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swamp dog

(adj) A cosmedically challeneged person.
Dam dude, she was a swamp dog
by cacee July 31, 2005
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swamp

a nasty-ass girl. a bitch / a slut / a broad. somewhere there in the middle..
euh, that girl slept with my ex. ..nasty-ass swamp!
by kelsi21 December 28, 2005
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