Stumping

Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.

John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline

by Captain_Awesome April 21, 2012

scumpy

Overweight and dirty.

Ya got choke crunked last nite and got next to some scumpy ho. Ya lucky we sortied wit you.

by Killa-wail April 20, 2004

Stumpfified

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como

stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED

by SNAP123 January 4, 2011

stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.

Why are you stumping up on the couch?

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Slumpbuster

a female or male companion that you have intercourse with after a long period of time, not getting laid, and have no intention of contacting again.

I banged the front desk girl at the hotel last night and she was a total Slumpbuster.

I need to find me a slumpbuster tonight.

by JonVan January 9, 2015

slumpingly

To feel in a slump mood

I'm feeling slumpingly slump

by _.Finkleberry._ July 1, 2015