Screen Shopping

Window shopping but on a device.

I was screen shopping for Christmas gift ideas.

by Bri. April 25, 2025

Goose-stepping

Goose-stepping is when in a sport a leg is kicked up and the other leg goes back in order to confuse opposing players and throw off their focus on their target

John is goose-stepping around the other team right now!

by whyisitcalledburgerking? April 30, 2025

Toy Shopping

When a couple shops for sex toys together in person or online. Often a fun, sexy way to explore each other and learn about desires and kinks.

I would never hav known you were into nipple clamps if we hadn't gone toy shopping.

by max the explorer January 26, 2026

Goose stepping

Farting with every step

Bro I was goose stepping the whole way tho the house

by anonymous March 19, 2026

Nocturnal Shopping™

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)

J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out

by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 22, 2025

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

Swap Shopping

The act of using the website Swap.Shopping

Student 1: Hey have you tried Swap Shopping?!
Student 2: No, whats that?
Student 1: Its this cool website made so university students can swap things for other goods and services!

Student 2: Sounds awesome!
Student 1: Hell yeah it is!

by HeavyRain95 December 8, 2025