Sala

A very funny and entertaining beautiful person who dates stupid guys. She is an amazing friend and a great person and she loves cats and she's is one of a kind in a good, unique way

Sala's boyfriend is a stupid man

by thegrl September 1, 2012

crab salad

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus

"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Macho Salad

-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"

Or

-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.

Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something

Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.

-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!

-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.

Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.

-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.

by Rugaru August 20, 2010

Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.

Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.

by MSWSB! June 19, 2011

Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

Kosher Salami

Jewish term for a circumcised penis, affectionate connotation.

Rabbi Levin: I almost choked on the kosher salami!

by Carl Paladino October 15, 2010

Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009