Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 27, 2024
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 09, 2019
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Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven
Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 30, 2020
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Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
by Mistaken Mystery November 05, 2020
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roasted toasted

my dick is roasted toasted
by maxtonwashere December 10, 2021
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roast beef party

a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef
Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?
by roastbeefpussy December 13, 2017
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Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
by Hary Gofman June 03, 2023
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