Resting Bitchface

The face that one girl makes every time you look at her or say something. (me in a nutshell)

Ex:
Person: Hey are you okay?
Me: *uses Bitchface* I'm fine.
Person:... Why you makin' that face?
Me: What do you mean; it's my Resting Bitchface!

by Phan_Trash_Aesthetic May 12, 2016

Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018

restraponulous

An elevated degree of severity regarding the outrageousness of an event or object. In acending order:

Rediculous
Recockulous
Restraponulous

1. This necklace costs $250? That's restraponulous!
2. The restraponulous antics of the Bush administration have forced many Americans to leave the country.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

resturfe'

Dinning establishment with limited wait staff services, yet more formal than a fast food eatery.

Have you eaten at the new California Pizza Kitchen resturfe' that opened in town?

by Freddy king III/ Matt Rustin July 23, 2007

restwork

Labour that is not strenuous

The restwork's a piece of cake.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.

having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues

by silencut March 2, 2009

restamabob

to sleep or rest for 20 hours a day

to restamabob 20 hours a day

by Guerriero August 12, 2009