redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.

This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.

by DenSum December 25, 2020

Redneck Roulette

Pulling up to a gas station with a kiddie pool and filling it with gas. Then, you sit inside of it, and you all light cigarettes and smoke.

I got some darts and mom's credit card, wanna play redneck roulette?

by sh4rkb41t January 14, 2021

Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021