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They are the assholes in the "scene" who make everything political, they are the crazy preaching anarchists, the people who sit on street corners picketing {insert random cause here}, they judge everyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do, a few years ago one would go to a show and see a bunch of happy people drinking beers as one group, rebelling against laws which we all knew sucked, now all you see is people huddled in groups talking about either how punk they are because they bought a punk book or have a few patches, or they are bitching about the other groups because they aren't "punk enough", its a growing trend that seems to be going hand in hand with the straightedge movement and its really sad especially because the majority of the people in it don't understand what anarchy is, as they return to their family estates, they are also the people who take offense in mosh pits and have recently taken it upon themselves to outlaw them at shows, when you see a "workshop" posted on your hometown's punk event boards, its the positive youth
Person 1: Yo I just got yelled at for drinking a beer!

Person 2: No way, this is a punk show, nobody gives a fuck...

Positive Kid: Yo guys that's really not cool, you're wrecking the positive attitude of the group here. It's people like you that make it so we can't change the world for the better. Respect the space.

Person 1: These new positive youth kids suck...what is he like 14?!
by AzraelPunxxx March 1, 2010
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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K Positive

This is a rare disease which leads to a lot of crazy hysterical smiling (when looking at your phone or either), you start forgetting stuff especially day of the week (you feel like you are possessed) and you develop a sudden interest in American traditions. In severe cases of this disease people have been seen writing cheesy lines, becoming poets, becoming future tellers or take up other forms of romantic literary works (which they have never done before in there whole life). Please bear in mind this disease in completely incurable and no remedy has been found till date.
General carrier of this disease are people from US east cost with major concentration around 150 mile radius around Pittsburg PA. You are most likely to get this virus when you bump into people from this region and end up spending a lot of time with them.
Mate 1 - Whats up with you? You seem lost all the time and laughing randomly
Mate 2 - What should I say its a long story.
Mate 1 - I love long stories, I have nowhere to go
Mate 2 - I went to the doctors and he has diagnosed me with a bad case of K. I'm K positive, I think I got it on my travels.
Mate 1 - Hmm... Nothing we can do there! Im sure you will love it.
by Centurionz October 15, 2013
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Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.
"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."
by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010
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Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.
i like posting at partys it is fun
by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007
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positively bling

Someone who looks like a million bucks. Whether they're radiant or dress very well, they stand out in a crowd no matter where they go.

Very Charismatic.
"My friend Mike was positively bling at the party last night".

"Jessica Alba, positively bling".
by M.Logan September 8, 2006
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position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.
I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.
by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008
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