Butt Face Pineapple 

A person whos face looks like an ass but a pinnaple at the same time

Wow look at katie over there! she really looks like a Butt Face Pineapple!

Butt Face Pineapple by blairry October 25, 2009

suck my pineapple juice 

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!

kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.

suck my pineapple juice by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008

Chicago pineapple 

A fragmentation grenade, so-called because of their pineapple-like surface and use by Chicago mobsters in the 1920's.

Al Capone had his associate toss a Chicago pineapple through the storefront window.

Chicago pineapple by SlinkiusMaximus February 20, 2013

lazy pineapple 

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

lazy pineapple by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017

Randy the Helpful Pineapple 

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.

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Randy the Helpful Pineapple by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003

Can I Lick Your Pineapple? 

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".

Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"

Can I Lick Your Pineapple? by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011

rave pineapple 

A new drug noted as combining the empathogenic qualities of crystal meth with the stimulant features of ketamine. Rave Pineapples have become popular with bridge and tunnel kids all over the North Eastern USA, and Upper Hutt. The drug is produced in clan labs by a somewhat hazardous process including the reduction of fake V1agr4 (mostly obtained from spamvertised websites) with lithium from mobile phone batteries.

Kevin got like, totally munted on Rave Pineapples and tried to gnaw the gas attendents arms off.

rave pineapple by Rich d'Rich May 1, 2008