When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023
by muskadusa December 23, 2009
The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters
by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
by Prisoner of Afghanistan November 24, 2015
Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc
by BossSauce210 November 22, 2015
I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
by Fenrar28 June 09, 2009
by weird ass bitch December 24, 2018