1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.
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A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.
Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
“Bro, she said she owns a swimsuit line on Instagram, but she’s been ‘networking’ with tourists in El Poblado every night. Classic Puta Paisa.”
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When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015
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Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
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Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
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