The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.
Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got
Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is
Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*
Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is
Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*
Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
by The rejection gods September 30, 2019
by gAZI March 24, 2003
i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later
oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
by classic1979 April 24, 2009
by The Mannequin July 13, 2022
An evil person who thinks that it's fine for the government to have weapons that could destroy the whole planet.
by asortawriter May 12, 2010
by extrememasteroftheabyss April 30, 2009
Pro-Semitism:
1. An ideology which claims that Jewish people supposedly embody traits anti-semites have historically accused them of, but that these traits are actually positive and that Jews should be praised for embodying them, rather than criticized or discriminated against. Usually this ideology mixes Anti-Semitic overtones into its praise for Jewish people. Occasionally this Pro-Semitism even leads directly toward some forms of discrimination or prejudice against Jews.
2. The (entirely unrelated) ideology that Jews and non-Jews are equal and that both Jews throughout the world and in Israel have a right to exist in harmony with their neighbors and in harmony and peace with everyone throughout the world, and that Israel has a right to exist in peace and harmony with its neighbors as well.
1. An ideology which claims that Jewish people supposedly embody traits anti-semites have historically accused them of, but that these traits are actually positive and that Jews should be praised for embodying them, rather than criticized or discriminated against. Usually this ideology mixes Anti-Semitic overtones into its praise for Jewish people. Occasionally this Pro-Semitism even leads directly toward some forms of discrimination or prejudice against Jews.
2. The (entirely unrelated) ideology that Jews and non-Jews are equal and that both Jews throughout the world and in Israel have a right to exist in harmony with their neighbors and in harmony and peace with everyone throughout the world, and that Israel has a right to exist in peace and harmony with its neighbors as well.
Pro-Semitism Examples
Definition 1. "Jews are so greedy, it is great so many live in America, since their greed makes America's economy thrive! Greed is good!",
"American Jews are so loyal to Israel, all Americans should admire this and strive to be just as loyal to America! We should not elect Jews to public office though, since we have no right to expect them to put America before Israel when they make decisions. Israel is God's chosen nation, so it is only right for them to feel this way, and we should strive to support Israel too. That is God's mission for America, to support Israel during the end times, which are coming soon. Because of that, the Jews' obvious if-unproven mixed-loyalty is no problem."
"Jews are so powerful all over the world, we need them on our side! They are so powerful because they all favor each other financially and in business over outsiders, it's a genius strategy which the citizens of our country should also emulate amongst ourselves so that we can become as powerful as they are!"
"The Talmud is filled to the brim with incredible tips for success in business and finance! Follow these tips, and you too will become almost as successful as a Jew!"
And so on...
Definition 2. Jews are just like everybody else. American Jews are American. Israeli Jews are Israeli. French Jews are French.
Definition 1. "Jews are so greedy, it is great so many live in America, since their greed makes America's economy thrive! Greed is good!",
"American Jews are so loyal to Israel, all Americans should admire this and strive to be just as loyal to America! We should not elect Jews to public office though, since we have no right to expect them to put America before Israel when they make decisions. Israel is God's chosen nation, so it is only right for them to feel this way, and we should strive to support Israel too. That is God's mission for America, to support Israel during the end times, which are coming soon. Because of that, the Jews' obvious if-unproven mixed-loyalty is no problem."
"Jews are so powerful all over the world, we need them on our side! They are so powerful because they all favor each other financially and in business over outsiders, it's a genius strategy which the citizens of our country should also emulate amongst ourselves so that we can become as powerful as they are!"
"The Talmud is filled to the brim with incredible tips for success in business and finance! Follow these tips, and you too will become almost as successful as a Jew!"
And so on...
Definition 2. Jews are just like everybody else. American Jews are American. Israeli Jews are Israeli. French Jews are French.
by An American Jew June 09, 2022