plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Plastercoating

When somebody spikes the house drink at a party causing everyone to get the shits.

Ben spiked the jungle juice and now the party is Plastercoating the bathroom and front lawn.

by BigPhil21 October 18, 2015

Plate

A weight at a gym weighing 25kg

Woahs that plate definitely feels like 25kg and not 20kg

by Profetional jimm ecspart October 23, 2015

plasterbate

A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016

Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016