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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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