by dont fuck with me November 04, 2007
A) The one thing that everyone secretly wants to be.
B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.
B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.
by Xerxes November 22, 2004
(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.
A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.
by ubermudskipper March 10, 2010
A technology savvy individual who distributes work to foreign and domestic parties or individuals. Techno-pimps provide clients with high quality, inexpensive solutions. Techno-pimps look at domestic sources of labor before looking abroad. Talented interns and areas of inexpensive standards of living are often targeted in achieving this goal.
That techno-pimp integrated every single data silo in our organization in 2 weeeks for the price of one high end developer.
by Scott Ostroff August 27, 2005
a person who solicits customers for a nanny, usually in return for a share of the nanny's earnings; i.e. nanny referral services.
Stressed out wife: I can't find a sitter for tonight. We may have to cancel our plans...
Husband: Well, we can always call a nanny pimp. They can hook us up with a sitter...For a price.
Husband: Well, we can always call a nanny pimp. They can hook us up with a sitter...For a price.
by thenannypimp December 01, 2010
by TheOrigionalPimpSlaya March 26, 2011
Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
by Still Not Quite Human August 10, 2011