low open

The shittiest of shitty shit who think they're great so they prance about with a high esteem thinking they tower over everyone and do stupid shit that just disrupts others and proves they are, in fact, low open.

"This guy is the definition of low open."

low open by whydoineedahandlethatsdumb September 21, 2014

Door open moose 

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

Door open moose by grittyt May 6, 2018

auto-open 

Any person with a bad sense of privacy or confidentiality. Will repeat things shared in confidence and then say you never said it was a secret. People who share pictures of other people without asking.

Be careful of telling Sarah about your kinks, she's an auto-open.

auto-open by QuantumG March 15, 2018

cocked open 

Open and ready for sex

She always has her legs cocked open

cocked open by Toniboy1 May 31, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the men 

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

Crack open a cold one with the men by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

Maui open 

A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.

Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie

Maui open by Golfgods August 4, 2019

Pant Open 

When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.

Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.

Pant Open by ReddAix December 6, 2019