Bowser Oil 

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

Bowser Oil by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

slap oil 

When you slap a person so hard the oil from their face comes out onto your hand!

I slapped that bitch so hard the the slap oil from her face screamed in my hand!

slap oil by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023

creepin' oil

Creepin' oil- the remnants of the smell of your girls vagina left on you fingers.

Got your hand away from me! Your fingas smell like creepin' oil!! Smell like you been eating oysters!!!

creepin' oil by O2Princess May 23, 2023

Bellevue Oil Change 

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

Bellevue Oil Change by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023

ohio oil change 

The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.

He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.

ohio oil change by Dirty Lil Harleygirl September 13, 2023

Mexican Oil Rig 

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.

Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition

Mexican Oil Rig by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

Canadian Oil Rig by Theguy430 November 27, 2023