Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

slap oil

When you slap a person so hard the oil from their face comes out onto your hand!

I slapped that bitch so hard the the slap oil from her face screamed in my hand!

by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023

creepin' oil

Creepin' oil- the remnants of the smell of your girls vagina left on you fingers.

Got your hand away from me! Your fingas smell like creepin' oil!! Smell like you been eating oysters!!!

by O2Princess May 23, 2023

Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023

crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

by spcener9 July 22, 2024

ohio oil change

The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.

He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.

by Dirty Lil Harleygirl September 13, 2023

Little Oil Man

Person who during group projects tents to lubricate the performance of his fellow members.

Leon is the only one who actually does something in this group project. He is the little oil man.

by Vernuftig Tafereel December 29, 2023