1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021

square needle cure

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

One square challenge

Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.

Ex. 1

Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.

Bryant: No what is the one square challenge?

Ex. 2
Gilbert: BRO, I lost my March madness pool and now I have to do the one square challenge.

Carl: F

by Thiccnibba95 March 22, 2019

Tar-Square-hole

Someone or something idiotic.

Synonym - Shnang

You flipping Tar-Square-hole!

You massive tar-Square-hole

This is a tar-square-holing example

by LJC publishes words September 9, 2020

Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 9, 2017

Square Root of Pi

A popular line used in the pilot of rick and morty.
Morty knew this after a super seed was shoved up him, with super smartness as a side effect.

Rick:Morty what's the square root of pi
Morty:1.77245385091

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014