Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

neozone

The best NCT 127 album to even exist

jim: hey what’s your favorite album?

some nctzen: NEOZONE

jim: huh?

by kjw127 May 13, 2021

Ned Leeds

The inventor of sex

Ned Leeds Is the inventor of sex

by Ned leeds January 28, 2022

nelkus

the act of getting nelk
to get full sendy, beer, or college

Yo who tryna get nelkus tonight?

by yungchowlord August 31, 2022

Juice Newton

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011

Courier New

It's like miracle grow, but for your essays.

My geology paper was looking kind of short so I doused that bitch with some Courier New.

by Powderdd October 27, 2012