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Twink Needs

/twɪnkʰ ni:d͡z/

Slang term, a response used to describe a person whose behavior is erratic and contradictory, particularly in regards to acting massively like an incel and like a twink at the same time.
Penelope: Did you hear about what Ian found in David's diary?
Deborah: Yeah, totally twink needs.
by Lakeisha Loves Letters March 8, 2025
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he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.
I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
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We need to talk

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"
Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.
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I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.
Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
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