newb

A term frequently used in paintball for a player new to the game, also known as a newby or newbie, and nooblet (if there young). If the player does not improve within a considerable amount of time then you may refer him/her as a noob.

"Man that guy must be a newb he only has a Tipman 98 custom."

by Froesy March 11, 2007

Some More News

A liberal YouTube channel/talk show hosted by Cody Johnston, basically a leftist Ben Shapiro with one less Harvard diploma and virtually no critical thinking skills or common sense.

Dickhead 1: Dude, the ‘Some More News’ YouTube channel guy is a GENIUS!
Dickhead 2: Ah, I remember my Ben Shapiro phase.

by Cheeseball123 August 27, 2020

news staging

re-creation on television news of some event that is believed to have happened or which could have happened

news staging example: "Unsolved Mysteries"...Life Network movies...

by Cooper Cooperson September 25, 2007

newbian

Of or relating to the Newbian kind.

All hail the King Newbian~

by Seroquel Fiend April 15, 2003

newb elf

A warcraft 3 player who chooses night elf as his race, primarily because of the ease of use. Abuses elf to the full extent and/or whines about huntress armor type and how imbalanced balanced units are.

stfu newb elf and get some skill.
I just lost to a newb elf, time to go shoot myself.
Please abuse more stupid newb elf.

by TerrorBlade December 30, 2004

newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010